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Advisory: There is full frontal nudity (comic book art) below for the purpose
of illustrating one of Bond’s influences.
Whether it’s
a movie, magazine, television, or some other pop culture outlet, nods to James
Bond seem to appear in some of the unlikeliest of places, but welcomed albeit
with an eye roll at times (depending on how Bond was incorporated). Periodically,
I’ll post those that I find. Here are a few that I have come across recently
(and yes, I either play or watch my fair share of videogames!):
Deus Ex:
Human Revolution (2011, Xbox 360 Videogame)
I remember
the earlier Deus Ex PC game with its
slick blue palette that made up agent JC Denton world, globetrotting around the
world to fight a terrorist movement in the year 2052. In that game, there were
several popular culture references, so it really should not come as any
surprise that this recently released prequel set in 2025 would continue that
same practice. The game follows security director Adam Jensen through the
various corporate offices, clubs and such. Computer hacking is part of the
encouraged game play, so often emails could provide details that fleshed the
overarching story. Sometimes, the emails were just fillers, which always
provides for some entertainment, especially if the writers are creative and/or
funny. Given that espionage is one of the driving themes of Deus Ex:
Human Revolution, it was appropriate that
James Bond make an appearance at some point in the game, which brings me to the
Bond reference:
No, there
was not a maniacal villain with a white cat in the game, but seriously how cool
would that have been? And, perhaps it’s a promising prediction that James Bond
will still be as popular as he is now. Could you imagine – Bond at 100?!
Tropico 3
(2010, Xbox 360 Videogame)
I just
started playing this micromanaging, political simulation game. There are two
game modes: a campaign comprising of main objectives for several Caribbean islands,
or sandbox of an open island just waiting for a dictator to come along and
build up the economy in any industry and political motivation. You can pick a
famous person – Che Guevara, Augusto Pinochet, Evita Peron and many others – to
lead the island, or you can customize your in-game avatar. One of the options
was “secret agent” and this is where this gem was found:
Should we be
surprised? Bond and Fleming spent time in the Caribbean, so why not? And, ouch!
Elvis impersonator?! Was that a knock to Never Say Never Again or later 80s Roger Moore Bond films? Undeserving on
both accounts, I would have to say.
James
Pond: Underwater Agent (1990, Videogame)
I seriously
could not believe when I heard about this game. Originally a videogame
developed in 1990 by Vectordean Ltd and Millennium Interactive. From the cover,
it is quite easy to see who inspired the golden mudskipper. Similarities do not
stop there: there’s a villain named Dr. Maybe who threatens our precious ocean
ecosystem with toxic waste. Mr. Pond is hired by the British secret service to
save the day, all while seducing beautiful mermaids (some are double agents of
course!). And not surprising, the levels spoof James Bond movie titles with “A
View to a Spill” and “Leak and Let Die” among others.
The single
player platform game spawned almost as many sequels as there were Bloefelds in
the filmic versions, which included James Pond 2: Codename Robocod (1991 where secret agent meets Robocop) and James
Pond 3: Operation Starfish (1993, where
secret agent meets Flash Gordon). More recently, in mid 2011, Mr. Pond returned
in James Pond in the Deathly Shallows (nodding to the Harry Potter series) for the iPhone and iPad after an
18-year hiatus. Unfortunately, our aquatic spy did not fare well with the
critics – Destructoid.com’s gaming critic Jim Sterling placed the game as the
second worst games of 2012!
Cavewoman
Gangster Issue #3, Variant Cover (2013, Artist: Budd Root, Comic Book)
Bam! Just
out of nowhere comes this special “Bond” edition nude cover by artist and
Cavewoman creator, Budd Root, according to the Certificate of Authenticity. The
story was written by Rob Durham and in this issue, the adventure picks up with
Cavewoman working with the police to save her kidnapped boyfriend. Other than a
jittery policeman, who is spying for the local gang, there’s no conceivable
connection with the Bond cover. There is an alternate Root cover in which the
Cavewoman’s coat is open only enough to show off her ample cleavage.
Note:
While I did briefly consider whether I should censor the nudity, I decided a
content advisory at the beginning of the post was sufficient. This is art and
as such, I figured we could all act with maturity.